Unicorn Meat

Marsoni

M251S

$25.00

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Unicorn MeatDeep in the monster haunted backwoods, Sunny Smiles Unicorn Farm lies in ruin. The overseers vanished months ago. Gangs of feral children lurk in the shadows of a vast blood stained factory. Knife season has come. Food is running out. Some rough beast slouches towards Bethlehem to be born. Unicorn Meat is a southern gothic horror adventure inspired by LISA the Painful, True Detective, and Lord of the Flies, set in the decaying ruins of the last

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Reviewed in the United States on May 18, 2026

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Nancy

Pawtucket, US

★★★★★ 5

Will purchase again

Size: 6 in, Color: Blue

Dogs love this. Chew-on-able, and durable.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 5, 2026

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Mdc3ff33

Draper, US

★★★★★ 5

Good buy

Size: 6 in, Color: Blue

A winner with our GSD. He’s not a super aggressive chewer but it has still held up and is a favorite.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 16, 2026

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NO-BULL---- john

Louisville, US

★★★★★ 5

Terrific toy for heavy chewers

Size: 6 in, Color: Blue

My dog loves this! Chews and plays with it constantly. These will last a long time, however, eventually they begin to break down. THEN GET ANOTHER, lasted a couple months with constant chewing.

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Reviewed in the United States on August 29, 2025

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CJB

Lake Worth, US

★★★★★ 3

My dog doesn't like it

Size: 5 in, Color: Orange

My dog wasn't a fan of this at all. He was curious about it, probably because he could smell it, but he wasn't sure about chewing it. It could be because his teeth squeak against it? Or maybe it has an odd texture? I don't know But this has sat in the toy bin untouched since the day we got it

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Reviewed in the United States on October 13, 2025