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Triflers Need Not Apply

Marsoni M251S
Sale price$58.95
Pay 4 payments of $14.74 a month.Shop Pay
Get it in 3 business days with 1 day shipping. Friday, May 29
Triflers Need Not ApplyNo triflers wanted here in this absolutely normal, totally without subtext personal ad posted in the newspaper. Just a comely twice widowed woman looking for companionship from a handsome man, as long as he doesnt have any close relatives or anyone who would report him missing. Thats not weird or suspicious at all, and definitely a typical thing to do when you run a large farm in the middle of nowhere in the midwest where people could just disappear
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Sandy
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 3
Soft fleecy fabric but mat is thin
Size: 30''L x 19''W x 1.5''Th, Color: Grey
Got this for a cat who likes to sit on a chair and sheds everywhere - she loves it, and it covers the whole seat of the chair. Fabric is soft and cozy, but the mat is pretty thin and wouldn’t add a lot of comfort to a hard floor or crate
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Reviewed in the United States on October 18, 2025
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veronica Johnson
Port Orchard, US
★★★★★ 5
Very cute
Size: 24''L x 18''W x 1.5''Th, Color: Pink
My cat love this bed.. It's soft and fluffy. Very cute with the stars on it. I brought the pink color. I've put it in the dryer before putting it down. So it can fluff up a bit as the instructions said. Quality is good, the size is good. Seems to keep my cat nice and cozy and warm.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 19, 2026
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Josh Turner
Belleville, US
★★★★★ 5
Great deal.
The whole thing last a long time. Good to be stocked up.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 31, 2026
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Chelsea, US
★★★★★ 5
Scott is #1
Love love love
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Reviewed in the United States on May 31, 2026
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jose
Waukegan, US
★★★★★ 5
Soft paper
Really good to wipe your bumm
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Reviewed in the United States on April 29, 2026

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