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Dead & Breakfast

Marsoni M251S
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Dead & BreakfastThe new vampires in town are sinking their teeth into solving a murder Married odd couple Arthur and Sal are totally normal. They wear sunscreen, not because the sun can kill them, but because even the undead need a skincare regimen. They eat garlic whenever they want, though it gives Sal indigestion. They can talk to creatures of the night, but only the raccoons that rifle through their garbage. Really, they don't bite except into delicious baked
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Happy ag
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 5
Delicious, healthy lunches!
Really tasty mackerel. I concur with other reviewers, it's a healthy slab of fish I like to drop on a bed of crushed corn chips, fork-flake it and chow down. Better than just about any other off the shelf grocery store brand.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 28, 2025
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Will
San Leandro, US
★★★★★ 5
Snack time
Great healthy snack
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Reviewed in the United States on March 23, 2026
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A guy who bought this crap
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 5
I might go through this in a week.
Best tinned mackerel I've ever had. I was finna take a pic, but I ate it. Next one I'll have to snap a photo. Clean flavor.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 13, 2025
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Alexander from Houston, TX
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 3
Such a disappointment!
Too much oil, the flesh is too watery and too salty with unpleasant smell. Dismal!
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Reviewed in the United States on June 19, 2023
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robert a Kay
New York, US
★★★★★ 1
bad taste-rotten smell bad also
unpleasant taste and smell
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Reviewed in the United States on January 7, 2026

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